A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

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How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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