in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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