A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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womans having rights.

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what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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