- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

I'm homeless.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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