- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Why did the black man die? He was shot

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

What's long and black? A long and black object.

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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