His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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So a little girl walked into a bar... A concerned adult then told the bartender. The bartender's name was Jim. Jim then asked the girl if she knew her phone number. The little girl said nothing and the bar tender was perplexed at the petrified look on the girls face. Jim the bartender then called the police and explained the situation.Once the girl was brought back to the police station it was learned that she had been missing for three months in a nearby county. The police then return to the bar to find that the owner had multiple kidnapped little girls in a cage under the bar that only he and the kidnapped girls knew about before the cops and Jim the bartender discovered it. The police then arrested The owner of the bar. He stood trial and was senteced to death row, he remains there today.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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