Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

women's rights.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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