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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

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Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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