- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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