- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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