- Anti Joke

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

What stops a train? A missile

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family