- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

an american walks out of a strip club.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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