What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

women rights

Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

"Knock knock." "Come in."

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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