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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

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