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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

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