- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

Women's professional sports

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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