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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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Half life 3 confirmed

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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