What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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your no better than a cockroach

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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