Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He has it towed to a service station in the nearest town to be repaired. The mechanic tells him that it may be a while so he might want to take a stroll around town, find something to do for a while and check back a little later for an update. The penguin decides that as it is so hot in the desert town, and he is accustomed to a much cooler climate, he might enjoy a bit of ice cream. He walks to the local ice cream parlor, orders a large vanilla cone, and proceeds to devour the treat in a flash, covering himself in ice cream in the process. He has ice cream on his flippers, his face, and all down his stomach; he is virtually covered in the white, sticky goo. Upon returning to the service station to check in on the mechanic and his car, the mechanic say to him, "Well, it looks like the seal on your head gasket leaked, the transmission is shot, and you appear to be covered in ice cream." To which the penguin replies, "Yes, I have made quite the mess of myself. Today just isn't my day."

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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Anti Joke

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