- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

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