- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

What did the black man say to the jew and the blonde girl as they walked to the car. Shotgun.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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