- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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