What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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What's brown and slimy? brown slime

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

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why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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