Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

why dont they make black forks

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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