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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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