People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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