- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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