- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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