Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

What do black people eat? Food.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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