- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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