- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

why am I writing this...im bored

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

TIMMY

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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