- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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