- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

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