A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

David Cameron

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

Men's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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