- Anti Joke

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

ure mama's so fat

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Weaner

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....