Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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