Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

I'm Polish.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

antonis sister is mighty fine

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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