- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

I wrote a funny joke.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

george goodburn is secretly mexican

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

9/11 my birthday

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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