- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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