- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

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