- Anti Joke

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me