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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

A woman walks into a bar.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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