What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

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When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

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Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

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what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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