- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

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