A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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