- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

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