- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

What's stupid a light bulb.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Your mom went to college

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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