Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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I enjoy Popcorn

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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Golf.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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