So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

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relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

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Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

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A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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A blond walks into a hair dresser's wearing a pair of headphones. The hair dresser tells the blond to take the headphones off so she can cut the blond's hair. The blond says that if they take off the headphones, then they'll die. The hair dresser works around the headphones, but finally needs to cut underneath the headphones. The hair dresser forces the blond to take the headphones off and nothing happened.

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Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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