Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

Your Mom The End.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

hers a joke... japanese people

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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