- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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