Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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Emily Walker.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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