a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

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Three examples of how santa is gay 1) he says HO HO HO 2) he sneaks into your house at night from going down the chimney 3) he knows when u r sleeping and he knows when u r awake BONUS............. Better not pout, you better not cry, better watch out im telling u why.........SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

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What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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