- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

What's long and black The unemployment line

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Albino African Americans

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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