A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

whats funnier than 24? 25

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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