What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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