- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

a. why? b. because I wanted

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Are you gay. No. Ok.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

Knock, Knock Come in

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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