- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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