Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. John runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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make me a sandwich! what kind?

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Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

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Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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