- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Women's rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

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