When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

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Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

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bangers and mash?

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my hand is a DOLPHIN!

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

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What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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