I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

What does? 42

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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