Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

speak now or forever hold your pee

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Obama = ebola

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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