- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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