Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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Women's Rights

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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