Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

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Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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N-E Pats never cheated

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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