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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Your mother is so fat.

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

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