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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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