I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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