What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

go F*** yourself

Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

So a bar walks into a man...

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

ur an fagit

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

white or wheat? wheat please.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

the power to turn magnetism into light

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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