- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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