why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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