- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

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