I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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poopy is poopy

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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Anti Joke

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