- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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