What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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