Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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I Have a Black Friend

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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Anti Joke

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