- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Why are white people white? I don't know

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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