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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was an avocado

how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

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What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

The Labour Party.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Whats 1+1? window!

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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