This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

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A: Knock Knock! B: RING THE DOORBELL YA DUMMY

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

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Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

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Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

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There once was a mountain climber. He loved to climb mountains. He had climbed all of the world's tallest peaks...except Mount Everest. So, one day he decides to climb Mount Everest. He takes weeks and weeks to prepare himself. He trains and trains three times a day till he thinks he is ready to climb Mount Everest. Climbing up it takes forever. It feels like it has been days in the dreary cold. Finally, he reaches the peak. It is a glorious occasion. On the way down, a huuuuge storm rolls in. He falls down a cliff and breaks both of his legs. The pain is unbearable. He screams and screams but no one hears him. Finally after what seems like days, a group of monks find him and carry him to their monastery. Chapter Two Once the man wakes up he thanks the monks for saving his life. They give him a room, food, and nice clothes. Every night in his room, he hears a banging behind his dresser. It is really loud and he is quite annoyed by it. The next morning he asked the head monk what the noise is. The head monk says " I cannot tell you, you aren't a monk." He hears the banging noise every night. HE asks the head monk every morning but he always says he cant tell him because he isn't a monk. So the climber decides to become a monk. After years and years of training to become a monk, he finally becomes one. Chapter Three So he says to the head monk, " I am a monk, so now can you tell me?" The head monk replies, " I can't tell you, but i can help show you. So he pushes the drawer back and reveals a little door, He gives the man a lantern and says to go through it. The man goes through the door into a little, dark tunnel, eager to finally find out what the noise was. He crawls for what seems like hours and hours and hours and days and days and days and days. He finally gets to the door where the banging noise is and opens the door. What he sees amazes him. Do you want to know what the banging noise was? I cant tel you, you aren't a monk!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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