- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

tim has no humor

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

Roses are red.

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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