- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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