- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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