- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do asprins work? Because they're white

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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