- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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