My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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