- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 black kids walk into school

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

wanna hear a joke? i dont

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

What's worse than this That :(

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

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