Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

what to call someone thats gay zak

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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