What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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Eric went for a poo in the public toilets. After he finished, he realised that there was no toilet roll. So he had to just pull up his pants and put up with his sshitty arse for the rest of the day. Unfortunately, he was in a board meeting and when he went in he stank of shit and it was a very uncomfortable feeling.

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

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A man works at a Doritos factory hes worked there for a few weeks and hes made the most Doritos in his line now and the head of the company gives him a promotion he now runs his own line a few months later the head of the company bob comes back to him and promoted him again to now our friend Carl is head of the Factory about two years later bob comes to Carl and hes promoted to head of the east coast he is head of 27 Factories about a decade later bob asks Carl if when he retires Carl will take over the company and he accepts bobs offer 23 years pass and bob retires Carl is the new head of the company so he is about like 65 at this point and he wants some wine so him and his buddies go for some wine Dan says Carl this lines two long so they decide to have some soda and then Jason says this lines longer then the last one so Aiden says to Carl why don't we go get some punch so they all got into line but there was no punch line a.w. j.p.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

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