- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Golf.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

all these jokes are horrible now

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Jordan is pregant

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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