- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Please ignore this statement.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

hey hey apple

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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