A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Whats red and dirty? Her period

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

. . I am a whale

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Chris is hairy

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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