Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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