- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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