I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

How did the black person die? Of old age

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

Nobody cares maddie!

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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