- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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