- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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