What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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Please ignore this statement.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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One, two, three, four and five

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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