- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robin get in the batmobile!

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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