- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

I C U P White stuff

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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