- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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