- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

robin, get in the car.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

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