- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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