- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

what's funny about war? nothing!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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