- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

Your mom.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

A guy at a baseball game....

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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