- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

My dog barks when someones at the door.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Ily bae

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??