Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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