What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

call me if you want xxx on 0407777235

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Who is big and stupid My brother

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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