what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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angelo snyder is not ga

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

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knock knock who's there ?

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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Anti Joke

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