what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

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What hurts like hell? HELL

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

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Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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