how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

How old is victor? Half past dead

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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