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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70