What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

A guy at a baseball game....

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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