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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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European on my shoes, buddy.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

hey guys im gay

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

your mama so old, shes dead.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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