What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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