- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

What hurts like hell? HELL

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

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