- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

a black man walks out of popeyes

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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