- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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