- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Whose your daddy? Not me

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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