A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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