Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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