- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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