- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

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