- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

How do you end a sentence

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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