- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Okay.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

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