"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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