- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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