- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

Who's on first? Garvey.

Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

a man was shot.... he died

Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

A woman stopped making sandwiches.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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