- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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