Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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