- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Faithful men.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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