Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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Hey

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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feminism

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

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Your adopted

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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Joe is a negotiator. When joe sees someone in trouble, he tries to help them out of it by talking. Joe failed to talk to Osama bin laden correctly. Joe is no longer living in this world. Joe drank his sorrows away and died from the alcohol in his body. Osama is completely unrelated to this, his family died in a car crash.

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A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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