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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

a man was shot.... he died

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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