a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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