whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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what are you mike bibby?

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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who do we all like george goodburn

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“Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his lips … His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance … His erection is against my belly.”

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