why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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