- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

so the weather's nice...

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

what is the world worst joke? this one

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