There was a little boy (Jewish edition) Saten: Look father, my silk vestments make me look so much more fabulous than you! Gad: Oh! Hawt sweetie! But not as pretty as my dress... Err I mean "silks"... Anyway you are no longer my son! Which means we can do you know what ;) Saten: Hmpf! I am feel disappoint in of your dress! Gad: ITS SILKS! just *basically* a dress... Oh my gawd! You refuse to give it to your "daddy" ;) You are losar ant not gonna get to hang around this club anymore! Saten: OMFG you are so enrage! You are liek not classy or flamboyant at all anymore, sorry pimp "daddy" :/ Imma leavin! And btw Adam my secret lover has such a bigger wienersnitzel anyways, and he is totally eating my fruits if you know what I mean ;) Gad: Oh me so jelez I am completelay going to panish him! I am throwing him out of Paradise and he will only be abley to get children with women now, lulz I am liek so evel. Saten: OMG WEMEN! UR LIEK ZO EVEL! What u goin to do next huh? Forbid Sodomy? Omg tat would be so mean :(... Moral: "NEVER WEAR A FINER SILKS THAN GAD!"...Well, it starts with two flamboyant faggots fighting over who has the "prettiest silk vestments" (basically dresses)... The rest kinda kinda figures.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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