What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

why dont they make black forks

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

God is real.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Im taking a shit right now.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

No your aunties a joke

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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