what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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your so fat. your fat!

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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