- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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