Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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lol

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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