What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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lol

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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What is 9+10? 19

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because last year, when 6 was going to the gas station, 7 approached him and said "gimme all your money or else I'll shoot you". 6 was so scared he ran away crying. About a few days later 6 spots 7 again and this time he was with 9. He said "yo 6! If you don't give me your money, im gonna do this to you!" and then 7 started biting and chewing 9 as if he was some kind of cannibal. 6 ran away and called the police. He told him that 7 ate 9.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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Anti Joke

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