- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

homosexual rights to marriage

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

binladin walks into the american seals

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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