What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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