- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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