What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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Honk if you're Amish!

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lets bomb africa

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Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

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what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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